Two women in incredible, elaborate costumes walk part of the way with you and the guys back to the convention center. Their costumes are somewhat revealing—not much more than faux-metal bikinis and epaulets-but absolutely true to the source material. One of the girls says she wishes she could have a sandwich like yours (loaded with mayo and meat for energy, because it’s going to be a long day) but she can’t have her stomach extend any in the costume. The molded cardboard armor is too brittle, she says. The other woman says nothing.
Consume ONE (1) ROAST BEEF SANDWICH, ONE (1) BAG OF POTATO CHIPS, and ONE (1) BOTTLE OF WATER.
>Wait in line.